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12
Jun '09

Lindsay Lohan

One more day, one more teasing set of photos featuring a barely-dressed Miley Cyrus.celebrity gossip The latest batch of luscious photos featuring the 15-year old Billion Dollar Girl staging her own personal Playboy Jr.Photos taken for paramour Nick Jonas have appeared everywhere on the internet, thanks to a man who says he retrieved all of the data from Miley’s iPhone.

But now we have the (uncomfortably awkward) pleasure of seeing the then-14 year old showering in a wet t-shirt, photographing her widely seen midriff and, in a highly anticipated step closer to actual kiddie porn, totally topless. And judging by Miley’s posing style, stances, and familiar Blow A Kiss act, this is not a matter of kids growin’ up so fast these days. The real culprit is Lindsay Lohan, the shameless self produced porn star.

Before she had even turned 15, Miley’s child-like antics were immortalized in October 2007 by “Trainreq”, an enterprising computer hacker who posted two photos of Miley that were taken with her iPhone. Adding an exclamation point to this latest Cyrus Photo Scandal is the hacker’s claim that he has “worse pictures” than these. Where do you suppose such a young girl could get the idea to create “tastefully” done photo collections? Oh, yeah, sure.

For years Lindsay Lohan has favored grainy amateur style photo shoots. Even at Jeremy Piven’s birthday party she could not resist stripping down to a flesh-toned bikini and showing off her assets. So for those of you embarrassingly salivating at Miley and her prematurely dirty mind? Make sure to send a thank-you note to Lindsay and her bountiful assets, without which little girls everywhere wouldn’t even know how to mangle their pout into “sexy” mode.